squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010

squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!

by thecunteater June 28, 2010

squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch a brewin

by Houston meza December 26, 2013

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020

Squancho

A new, completely undependable, seemingly useless new guy at a place of work or business.

Oh, man. Who's the squancho that started today?

by Bushido427 September 21, 2009

Squatch

A large bearded man, resembling a Sasquatch, native to northern California. Their mouths are notorious for being reminiscent of Greek vaginas.

I'd like to fuck that Squatch in the mouth.

by Quangola May 2, 2006