Chug Splash

A Chug Splash requires two or more people (1 male and other person of your choice!) to replicate. Before the man reaches climax, the other person must kneel at least 2 inches away from the males genitalia, while the male is stimulating himself ferociously and shaking it like a soda can. Once the man is ready to splurge he must say “Prepare for the Splash Zone!” To which then the other person will open their mouth and close their eyes and jug the sweet nectar juices from their partners untamed penis and then proceeds to spit it up towards the ceiling and down to their face.

Ron: Hey Nancy! Want to come over and try the Chug Splash! I heard it’s fun for new couples!
Nancy: Sure Ron but will it arouse my fountain fetish?
Ron: Yes! And that’s on God, baby girl!

by Poo poooo head July 16, 2020

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

by Chooj July 29, 2021

Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

back splash

When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.

God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!

by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

chin splash

The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.

"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."

"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"

by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006