Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby May 23, 2011
Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
by Snowy88 September 08, 2007
by Rarebatae April 03, 2019
by Bdiddycav February 06, 2010
A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
by Sakaballz January 16, 2011
by Big Daddy Hammer Fist August 26, 2008
Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 04, 2011