Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

watermelon pit spitter

its a disturbing , offense slang word for a black person

Omfg your such a fucking watermelon pit spitter

by scucato May 12, 2011

Urban dic spitter

A person that rejects potential Urban Dictionary definitions

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by MrGS March 9, 2013

unpatriotic sitters

When the pledge of allegiance is being announced at school and the person refuses to stand. This is likely because they are a Weeaboo or spend to much time on the internet to denounce where they were born, at least stand and recite in your head the song of your preferred country.

The whole class stared at the unpatriotic sitters while the pledge was being announced.

by Mcthundastick April 9, 2015

banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

by Eleventy Threeve September 2, 2017

Spitter

Person who talks very smoothly to a person of the opposite sex.

"Twinky messin' with her head." Twinky would be an example of a "spitter".

by Kendall Mays September 12, 2006

switters

To find someone attractive or good looking

Oh that guy over there is looking switters

by Hey handsome April 5, 2016