soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko

I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!

by PR35TY November 17, 2011

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 8, 2004

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

by Fidgit January 28, 2009

sappy had

sappy had is a groovy little man with one happy side of his face and one sad side, hence the anagram 'sappy had'. he is made out of a wooden bead for his head, a green piece if string for his jumper and a red piece of string for his trousers and hair. i love him!!!

"hey, this is sappy had"
"aww bless him, his sad face is so cute!"

by sappy lover July 11, 2005

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009