spanish thank you

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.

I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.

by Cold feet February 10, 2015

spanish oven

Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.

That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven

by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016

spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.

"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017

spanish dribble

The resulting pregnancy that can occur after oral sex is preformed if the woman sneezes into her pelvic region.

This girl was giving me head and *achoo* Spanish dribble all over herself!

by Dribble baby May 28, 2019

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

spanish rodeo

When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.

Last night I did a spanish rodeo on my Asian girl, she jumped around like crazy.

by DutchAsianFocker August 10, 2017

Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018