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Stalker Girls

Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.
Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')

STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
by Alejandro's girl June 6, 2010
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Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.
Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!
by Lugs-o July 30, 2005
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stalkerized

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized
by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016
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Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!
by Jezmondo November 29, 2007
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self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.
Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!
by stalkerette April 4, 2009
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urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels
bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010
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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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