Somer

N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.

I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!

by -- Golem August 6, 2011

somer

verb: to jew the living shit out of something

"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."

by somer rodgers January 15, 2008

Somers

A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.

Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.

by Robes July 16, 2008

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Somebra

A lunatic Gold Scrub

I am somebra , and i suck balls

by Vegatrone June 12, 2017

Somervillain

A hypothetical mean Somervillian (student from Somerville College, University of Oxford). Non-existent.

If he keeps behaving that way he could become the first Somervillain ever

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Somerly

A beautiful brown haired girl. She looks for the best in people. She has a phatty. She’s an overall sweet young lady. She is very caring and has a great sense of humor. Any guy would be lucky to Date her.

Oh my gosh do you see her. She’s definitely a Somerly.

by StevenFair June 2, 2019