Snail Legs

When you fuck so hard you begin to lose feeling in your legs and other extremities.

"dude, last night I got such bad snail legs, I fell down an entire flight of stairs while leaving her apartment."

by Garold Wilson "Gary" Snail Jr. December 10, 2017

Snail Down!

1. The BEST show on television!

2. A skit on the Eric Andre show where Hannibal Buress dresses in a green bodysuit with a snail-shaped spiral attached to the back. This skit is similar to Bird Up!, except Snail Down! is much better.

Hannibal Buress: "Yo fuck Bird Up! it's time for Snail Down!"
*Bird Up! theme in reverse*

by owo what's this??? November 1, 2018

Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

by Chiapete August 27, 2007

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

rail snail

A person who frequents trains lurking in shadows and bathrooms giving sexual favors to passengers and employees to liven up their travel experiences.

My friend got clap from that rail snail, they sound slow but they strike fast.

Watch out for that rail snail, she’ll derail you!

by _goodbyekitty_ July 2, 2022

Gym Snail

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?

I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!

by weezee6467 January 18, 2011