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Chocolate Smooch 

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

spaghetti smooch 

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
spaghetti smooch by GLT75 May 31, 2019

cooch smooch 

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
cooch smooch by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Paulie smooch 

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it
Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid
Paulie smooch by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020

National Smooch Day 

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.
"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"
National Smooch Day by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023