Smoking Vegan Syndrome

SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.

If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.

Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*

Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"

Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"

Mary: *sigh..*

by SVSconsultant November 19, 2010

smokin

A girl or guy who is beyond hot.
Now at the point of smokin (super hot)

joe: did you see that girl over there?
kristen: yea, thats cassie fario!
joe: she is smokin!

by Joe Beck November 11, 2008

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004

Smokin' trees

Smokin' trees is slang for the smoking of marijuana.

We be smokin' trees all night!

by Bizob February 9, 2003

smokin'

1. Hot
2. Act of smoking a joint or blunt

1. Wow that's smokin!
2. Smokin' with my homieees

by SmartyG September 19, 2006

smoking balls

An adjective meaning something is seriously awesome with conotations of originality

Cockboy: Did you see Earl's new diamond studded cape with matching hat?

Din Viesel: Hell yeah, that dude is smokin' balls!

-or-

Twinkman: Your new whip is smoking balls!

by Extra Sauce February 26, 2009

Smokin Wood

The act of smoking a non-superior strain of marijuana.

If guy/girl rolled up some cheap marijuana and smoked it, he/she would be "smokin wood".

by Kornybun June 15, 2009