smarterchild

A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...

Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.

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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.

Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...

Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.

Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!

by Aarya November 22, 2007

smarterchild

He's not the smartest robot in the world. However he does have a penis on his face

"In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."

by rose_ophelia October 12, 2006

SmarterChild

A simple, forgetful dancing fool.

hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.

by Hockey Gizmo July 1, 2008

smarterchild

A stupid bot that took about 10000000000000000 people to make that is ridden with adverys, and just copys all you say.

me:
how do you know my name

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me:
how do you knoww that

- SmarterChild - says:
That?

me:
my name.

- SmarterChild - says:
Sarah.

me:
how do you know what my name is

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me says:
How do you know ! !

- SmarterChild - says:
Why I know is a much better question.

by Sarah Neave June 11, 2006

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

smatter

when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

What smatter witcha, b?

by i8x December 4, 2007

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012