Slingle

To be single and in a sling.

Amy:"You are so slingle"
Drake:"I know.:-( "

by The Animal Man April 9, 2016

Swindle

To cheat someone of money.By steeling from them.

Don't you see?I got swindled.

by BlackPohatu October 19, 2016

spindles

Spindle:Something very skinny or thin.

Those pictures are spindles.

by Spencer Ape February 6, 2018

swindlefuck

Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.

Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it

Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.

The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.

Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.

My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.

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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.

by faireOwl June 26, 2018

Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

Skindle

A guy named Evan who lives for FoRtNiTe and grinding sweat games he plays 23 hours a day and he is very tall skinny and gae and he draws pretty well but doesn’t care about Spanish class and he gets salty when you beat him at stuff

You’re such a skindle

by R.F. Dominic F November 8, 2018

swindle

to dodge or juke someone in a game

i’m being chased, oh get swindled

by Horsey Horse Neigh July 17, 2019