The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"
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verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
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Get the Shoe mug."Shoe in" is not a thing. The term is "shoo in". It means something that will obviously win, prevail, etc. As in 'all you have to do is shoo it in, and it will win'. Shoo means to wave away, or brush off -- implying something that requires very little effort.
Lester was the only contestant with two legs, so at the very least he was a shoe in shoo in for the 1600 meter hurdles.
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