Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

skyped up the wrong 'un

anal sex without permission

Girl: Why are you walking funny?

Man: I've been skyped up the wrong 'un?

by trailbleza June 15, 2011

Skapp

Of ultimately dissatisfying or insufficient quality. Usually transcending grammatical boundaries in a nearly always derogatory fashion.

Meyers? Skapp.

by Steamcore September 13, 2011

skype pong

n. The drinking game Beer Pong, but with one or more players operating virtually from skype in an alternate location.

Being in Miami isn't an excuse. We can set up a game of Skype Pong and still p0wn.

by R 2.0 October 15, 2013

skype sleeping

When a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep while talking and the call is still on; when a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep with you while the call is on; when the call ends on its own and malfunctions within app, causing your device to force stop.

Last night, a friend and partook in skype sleeping. It was fun.

Last night, my friend totally past out while talking to me on skype.

My phone literally hates me; think skype has possessed it, now its causing the whole app to crash.

by CSVTV June 23, 2014

Skapster

A skapster is someone who is a blend of hipster and skater culture.
It is also a unisex term that is used to classify certian people in society.
skater hipster male female

"Look at those skapster on their retro skate boards!"

by Mr. And Mrs. Pickle April 13, 2016

skype ho

A prostitute uses Skype to meet her clients.

You know that chic you befriended on Facebook, she's a Skype ho.

by ms.jess66 August 17, 2016