Simpanzee

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

by CPT Ron July 21, 2024

simran

Simran may be 6foot but only carries 1 inch . A simran likes to wait outside primary schools at 3pm collecting his so called "daily treats". simrans then spend their evenings watching gay nugget porn.

That guy looks like he would kidnap me, such a simran

by poopoomunchkins February 10, 2025