simplidiocy

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017

simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

simpitis

A simp who simps

Ye has contracted simpitis

by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020