Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Simmer

A food rating app. It's like Yelp for restaurant dishes instead of restaurants.

Simmer app is fire

by The Coffee Plant March 2, 2020

Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

samierah is a hor

Hoe* Samierah is a hoe. She dated 6 boys in 1 school year isn’t that crazy. Also she’s has a very very strong butt and stink ass pussy. Oh and I can’t leave out that part about his strong ass chin ugh. Oh and she’s a girl but the way she looks she’s a MAN.

Samierah is a hor .

by Yinsleek June 23, 2022

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020