Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

59 to sideways

Being so messed up that u know ur gonna pass out within the hour.

She's 59 to sideways....start the countdown.

by Pantherontheprowl August 22, 2011

beat sideways

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006

Sideway Racism

Racism against Asians, or anybody with slanted eyes. Term made popular by Chris Rock during his standup.

Black people yelling racism, white people yelling reverse racism, chinese people yelling sideway racism.

by noname6969 August 10, 2009

sideways pussy

the vagina of a female whom has had too much sex. Her vagina stretches out and looks like its sideways.

She be bustin down, I bet she has a sideways pussy.

by lilobit May 25, 2011

sideways vagina

when a chinese girl is having sexual intercourse with Ulysses.

Wendy wong had a sideways vagina and said "oh stop"

by mellana November 25, 2007

sittin sideways

To be completely drunk, almost to the point of not being able to stand up straight

Man I was sittin sideways so bad that i couldnt even walk ut the stairs.

by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008