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Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013
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Shamar

A short dick head who is athletic. He also has a big black cock and eats alot. And

can get any girl they want and talks alot.
Ryan: why is there so much boise in their
chris: maybe shamar's in their

Demani: where is all the food in the kitchen
Ryhs: Shamar spent the night
by i fucked ur mom last night March 24, 2017
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Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
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Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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shamaria

Funny, sarcastic and honestly doesn't care while caring at the same time

Lover of cats, snacks and nap
I had a hard day. I just need to be Shamaria right now
by Eggssmellbad December 15, 2016
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shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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shemanita

Shemanita is a woman who is overlooked. Her name might seem messed up, but that doesn't define her. She is beautiful and hardworking, and couldn't be complete without her dimples. She loves reading, spelling, and bragging about her vocabulary. She loves justice, and can sometimes be a math whiz. Her temper is short, but she will always come back and apologize. She always puts her kids and family before herself. Watch out, because she is a Karen.
Person: Hey! Shemanita, have you gone back to school to work on that law degree?
Shemanita: Not yet! I have to finish raising these kiddos!
by QueenSkittles May 6, 2020
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