In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
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i was back squatting heavy weight and i took a shattna in my shorts. i was farting in the check-out line and i took a shattna in my pants. I was so scared i shattna'd my pants.
by Maddman2 January 9, 2014
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A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long
I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!
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Get the shattering point mug.The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.
While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.
Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.
Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.
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