Steotchalong

An annual cross stitch event where stitchers stitch a mystery pattern in seemingly random weekly segments, created by the operators of Steotch.

Laura: Who is doing this year's Steotchalong?
Kerstin: I am!

by BlackKaliJa August 19, 2019

serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.

we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.

by catyalater May 23, 2020

Settimio

If you have this name, you're literally the smartest and coolest guy on the planet earth

Yo this Settimio kid is kinda the coolest guy on the planet ngl

by Psychosis477 June 12, 2020

settriwaves

the best word in the universe, a ship between "Serxinn", "Yttrium", and " Heat waves"

usually comes with words that ends with "sies" (okaysies, byesies, etc. )

heyyy, did you know the settriwaves anniversary is November 19th?!

wowsies! I didn't know that!

by heatywavy April 12, 2022

Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.

"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

Or

"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"

by Nelly191 June 27, 2022

Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.

After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.

by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009

Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D

-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.

by The Reacher January 28, 2012