Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.
" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."
by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010
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He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
by Jake January 10, 2004
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Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.
by Jergens Mousemallow December 21, 2008
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1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.
1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.
"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."
"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."
"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."
"Well, at least it's not semen."
"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."
"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."
by Tits October 2, 2007
Get the At least it's not semen. mug.A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.
How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
by The Lake June 9, 2014
Get the dog semen mug.similar to build a rodman, building a sebbel means to put 2 or more balls into one or more pockets without having aimed but by using pure power.
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