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Seldom Seen Smith 

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
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I've seen them on facebook 

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.
Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.
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I Ain't Ever Seen 2 Pretty Best Friends

According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..

RDR2 Is the most beatiful fuck$ng thing ive seen. 

RDR2 is the most beatiful fuck$ng thing ive seen.

the seen zone 

When you message someone (usually on Facebook) and the person has seen your last message you sent them but do not reply. Often wrongly mistaken with the Friend Zone.
I was messaging Anna on Facebook and she saw my message but didn't reply. I think she has put me in the seen zone !
the seen zone by Axton August 13, 2014

as seen on TV 

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.
WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town 

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.
Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!