sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.

Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.

by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

Scared-of-Dick Sexual

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.

Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018

Scaredy-egg

Scared of everything, a total chicken

Don't be such a scaredy-egg, come watch this horror with us

by Scallywag17 August 17, 2018

Seaned

To be ignored by someone for an extended period of time after asking them to do something.

"Dude, didn't you ask them to do that two days ago?"

"Bro, I know. I haven't heard back and they didn't do it yet. I think I've been Seaned."

by anonsean December 8, 2021

Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.

When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.

by panda media October 30, 2013

Pussy Scared

When your pussy is scared

I got so pussy scared today. Krinkle said “I got a pussy scare”

by Pscared January 16, 2022