scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.

If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Scuttlebug

Term for a mouse scuttling around in the walls or ceilings of a home.

*scuttling noise*
Wife: "I hear those damn scuttlebugs again! Did you set out bait yet!?"

by Mangyoldogy October 16, 2023

skuttled

The walk performed when you discover there is no toilet paper and you have to inch along with your pants around your ankles to retrieve some

I prayed a quick prayer that no one barged in and like a mermaid on land, skuttled as quickly as I could without toppling over.

by Sammy Clementine July 30, 2025

Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

budgie scuttler

Chafing your penis in tight underwear.

These thongs are proper budgie scuttlers.

by pingu-madhatter April 19, 2014

Booty Scuttler

Matthew Butler

Matthew Butler is such a booty scuttler

by AnTAlbannachLeamh January 7, 2023

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022