Scrum

Masturbating while pooping.

Oh, man! Did she seriously give you a blumpkin last night?
Nah, I ended up just going home for a scrum session.

by illusivesunrae June 6, 2016

scrum cap

Something that only really sexy, jacked rugby players wear. The cap is worn to protect the head, and also to attract the eye and heart of viewers. Typically only refers to women’s rugby players, as the men players don’t look good in anything.

Do you see the player wearing the Scrum Cap? I’d let them try on me all night.

by biggiantcoccyx December 5, 2023

Scrum

Shortened version of the word scrotum, a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.

Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.

by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020

scrum

See bukkake.

Make sure you're available for our scrum team's standup this morning.

by Verdict Zero April 4, 2025

Scrum

A slang that is a mix of both scream and cum, it's pretty self explanatory.

I made my bitch scrum last night! Safe to say she was having the best time of her life.

by Seosyko August 10, 2022

Scrum

The mixture of leftover feces and sweat that accumulates around one’s anus.

He had a thin layer of scrum underneath his fingernail after itching his asshole

by anonymous June 7, 2025

Scrum

Short for scrumptious

How was dinner?
It was scrum!

by erin0118 March 31, 2024