Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012

Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones ability, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008