Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.

"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"

by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

Pop singer

Any Pop music singer of today. These "singers" are only famous because of their marketable looks. All of their songs are about love or sex. Normally, pop singers don't write their own lyrics, or play their own instruments. They should not even be considered "artists"; they should be considered “performers”.

Justin Bieber is a Pop singer.

by I spend too much time here April 3, 2013

Springfield Stinger

When a man ejaculates into the nostril of his partner. Invented by a very bored couple in Springfield, Ohio.

My wife's nose was stuffy from allergies, so I gave her a Springfield Stinger and it cleared it right up! She was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.

by Big Fizz October 20, 2008

Singer Shuffle

A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.

As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.

Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."

by Shagmeister October 13, 2009

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006

swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.

Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004