schwankinator

A man who cannot come to terms with his small penis and spends most of his time compensating for it.

He is such a pathetic schwankinator!

by OwnerOfTheUniverse July 7, 2014

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016

Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

SCHWOKE

When an intelligent individual is simply too WOKE for anybody to understand.

"BRO THAT NIGGA @FUCKYOUMOSA, IS SCHWOKE AS FUCK"

by JustAnotherSchwokeNigga May 9, 2018

Schwunk

When someone swings on you so hard, you fall back. Almost like you've shrunk after getting swung on.

One more swing and I would've been schwunk

by StyloFM May 20, 2018