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garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
by Qewtji February 20, 2017
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American School

Something often mistaken for a shooting range, when the quiet kid in the corner speaks up, make sure you "leave to go to the bathroom"
The quiet kid also made the song "pumped up kicks"
Quiet kid: Want to try out the AR-15 today?
Other quiet kid: sure, where
Quiet kid: There's an american school just down the block
by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018
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Bedford High school

Bedford High School... where do I begin?
1. We have a threat almost every week.

2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon

3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.

4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.

5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle

6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it

7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.

8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.

9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”
“I hate Bedford High School, the school sucks.”
“Damn man that’s the worst.”
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High school

A place where teens have so much pressure that they are pushed so far to the point where they just want to kill themselves.
“ High school is putting so much pressure on me!”
by Suicidal Person December 7, 2017
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Schoology

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.
God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.
by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020
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Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.
by facething November 3, 2012
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Online School

Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.
Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D
by amievenreal April 29, 2020
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