Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018

Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

schmecklebecklemasas

A word that can have any meaning

Tod: hey jake I hate you
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind

by Lannder December 6, 2021

going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.

Fuck They Von Schlieffened us

by Vombat May 2, 2020

flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020

German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022