Cheesy Screecher

A soprano dedicated to singing cheesily.

The cheesy screechers are fantastic, I don't think much to the bottoms though.

by Hippunky October 3, 2013

Lane Screech

When you or someone else screams, or screeches Ree as loud as they can

Friend: Its time to Lane Screech!
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Urielectric November 21, 2018

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

100 donut speeches

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.

“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

by 100donutspeeches June 9, 2020

elevator speech

An extremely pithy description of something, prepared in advance to be used in situations where time is of the essence. The term comes from the hyopthetical situation of somebody seeing a pin or something similar on your person that arouses their curiosity while in an elevator (such as a Unitarian Universalist chalice pin), and then asking you what exactly the pin stands for. Because Unitarian Universalism would be rather difficult to explain in the remaining duration of the elevator ride, the prepared elevator speech serves to provide as best of an answer as possible in the available time.

So, how do you explain Unitarian Universalism to people without putting them to sleep?

Well, my standard elevator speech emphasizes secular humanism and free thought.

by ericurus September 18, 2008

freedom of speech

A non-existent ideal created by America but never respected or set in motion. There is absolutely no such thing as "freedom of speech" if the things that you say can be censored, silenced, or even erased. People try to exercise their right to freedom of speech, but no one ever succeeds because there will always be some asshole out there who thinks that you are wrong for whatever reason, and makes it his mission in life to censor whatever you have presented to the public as your opinion. No one anywhere in the world really has freedom of speech.

Say something that even ONE person disagrees with - on the internet, in a magazine, newspaper, on TV, or even verbally - and you get shot down and told that you're "wrong". Did I mention that this is because ONE single person disagreed with you? "freedom of speech" is a joke.

by Lament For The Last Days April 10, 2006

Screech

Lemon powder from a MOD ration pack, you cannot buy it in any shops, the effect 10 is time stronger than caffeine if you eat it, 20 times stronger if you sniff it. You are meant to dilute it in water to drink it like an energy drink but its like very strong sherbet on its own. You cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it, the effect lasts hours.

can't really give an example on screech

by your mum's mum's mum March 14, 2009