sarkgasm

having an orgasm from hearing your own dry wit

*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 4, 2010

Soummadip Sarkar

The biggest stripper on the planet.

Ohhh, i had a A Soummadip Sarkar last night.

by hgeugduyjew December 6, 2017

noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Sarkoma

Similar to sarkattack Sarkoma is the comatose state one goes into after eating mass quantities of sarkis, or mass quantities of any food.

Trin: i ate so much sarkis i went into a sarkattack

Luke: ...

Trin: oh my god hes gone into sarkoma

Graham: Sarks!

by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010

sarkism

the patronizing way your wife or woman will give you a peck on the lips and a pat on the cheek as she walks out on you in mid-sentence

"I was in the middle of telling Amy about my latest fantasy football trade when she pulled the sarkism card on me."

by joeykayjr March 11, 2014

sarkis sack

A 10$ bag of marijana that is skimped

I got a sarkis sack yesterday, it was as big as my left testicle

by Shaggy_d April 28, 2016

sarkinen

An awesome group of people who love each other and like to have big birthday parties with everyone. This is a last name that everyone should have and love. This last name also has a lmtin of people in this family tree. Remember that this is the bossnest kast name ever!!!!!!

The Sarkinen family is so awesome u should meet them!

by Ehfjrhehehdhdhdh February 22, 2017