simole

A typo of "simple", which can happen because P and O are right beside each other on a standard-layout keyboard.

John: Peter's living the simole life back there in his farm...
Mary: Err, how does a simole live?
John: I don't know, what's a simole?
Mary: You tell me!
John: *looks at what he typed* oh...

by Kelvets September 25, 2017

Smole Kid

A popular phrase that is used to describe someone who dedicates a long period of time to a video game and somehow is still horrible at it. This persons favorite food is usually eggs. Also this type of person is usually built for a sport like football but decides to use his/her ability for Rugby or ju jitsu instead.

That smole kid really needs to play some football.

by Clinton Smole August 28, 2018

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016

aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies

?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass

by maya alle June 8, 2020

rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.

"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"

by What? Where? April 17, 2023