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Rockville Centre 

A town full of closet queers who hate anything outside of a perverted idea of normalcy. The boys wear grungy lax shorts that hang past the knees and dirt stained nike socks, paired with an unmatched sports t-shirt or jockey sweatshirt. Oftentimes they’ll forget the daily application of deodorant. The girls wear the same attire of pulled leggings or sweatpants with some variation of a push-up bra and tank top. The go-to hairstyle is a horribly constructed “messy bun” that sits at the top of their head, often leaving randomized strands of hair out looking like they’d just come from a sweaty workout. Overwhelming amount of raging republicans, slurs spilling from the thin lips of the majority. Oh, and the bridge is “the place to be.” Crawling with future alcoholics, the bridge is full to the brim on any given day. If you walk a few feet outside of the main area, you might find a few freshmen mouth fucking, or maybe someone throwing up. You might occasionally run into a group of queers, usually marked by oversized jeans and colored hair. Rockville Centre kids love weed.
-Wtm tn? I’m in Rockville Centre

- Idk, my bitch told me that it’s a bridge night tonight tho. Might pull up.

-Wrd, bring the za!
Rockville Centre by notanasseater August 17, 2022

Rockville 

Best Place to live, run by the cool kids from Good Counsel, and home of the best girls in the world.
Anywhere you go, you will find a Good Counsel student, or alum, and they are amazing.
Rockville by LPRANGS October 19, 2004

Rosellen 

old lady who's super bi***y and drives everyone nuts
hey mom, my new teacher is such a rosellen
what makes you say that honey?
she's such a mean old lady
Rosellen by old teacher hater February 24, 2013

Rockville Centre 

The worst fucking town to ever step foot and breathe in. Home of the richest, snobbiest, straight white people. Girls will spend their money on Vinyard Vines shit and other crazy expensive brands. Some common Rockville Centre girl hobbies include, continuously asking for likes on their recents, being straight, wasting money on clothes, and hitting on guys. The guys are pretty much the same. Also, you are socially excluded from being popular if you can’t play lacrosse. (Which is a pretty shit sport tbh) And don’t be surprised if the girls block you on any form of Social media because they just don’t have any brain cells whatsoever. Parents, don’t move your kids here because they’re literally doomed to have the worst childhood ever.
(Currently living in California)

Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”

Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”

Rockville MD 

A small town in Maryland, where there is nothings to do. Filled with Hispanics, Blacks, and money crazed Jews and pedophiles.
Rockville MD by McTripp January 24, 2011

rockville 

has a pretty tight high school, which is rockville high who has an awesome lax team who always packs there bags and bring it.
rockville lacrosse players-
Joey:pack ur bags
saeed:why?
Danny:cuz were gona bring it
rockville by MikejonesWHo July 25, 2008

Rosehill Night 

A Rosehill Night takes epic to a new level. It's a night where anything and everything is possible. It usually includes but is not limited to hanging out with an up-and-coming band, underage drinking, talking to Canadians, checking out boobs, inappropriate jokes in a public place, and wanting french toast. One or two of those in and among itself sounds like fun, but put them all together and you've got yourself a Rosehill Night.
Adam - Man I'll tell you what we're in need of, that's a Rosehill Night!

John - YES! Watch a little music, shoot the bull with people from a foreign country, have more shots than should be legal, and then find a 24 hours breakfast joint!

Blake - A Rosehill Night wouldn't be complete without some fuckin french toast!
Rosehill Night by Hollywood Night October 6, 2012