ritz maneuver

While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.

"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*

by sirlongwood April 15, 2015

ritz cracker

A white person who is racist, using the term "white cracker".

"Shauna just said a very racist remark! She is a ritz cracker!"

by JambaVix June 16, 2017

Ritz

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy

Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles

by Arizona boys March 15, 2020

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

by MikeTheMush April 6, 2005

ritz

Slang for a person of mixed Asian and European backgrounds, named after the snack cracker: the yellow color is based on Asian skin tones, and the cracker part refers to whites.

Man, I love Pat and Jenny. They're such ritzes.

by Woadie McChoaderson December 19, 2002

retz

A combination of being a cowboy and a baby. A retz is created by a parent dressing their child up as a cowboy when he or she is child. The child will then grow up still looking like a baby, and a cowboy. Then they are now known as a retz. Usually retz's are into asians, flat bills, and playing drums.

Did you see that guys cowboy hat? He also had a baby face, and so he's a retz!

by sweetlewlew June 5, 2011