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retail therapy

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.
My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.
by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006
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Retail Whore

Someone who gives it up for material gifts
Nikki is a retail whore, buying her a Michael Kors purse is a guaranteed lay.
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
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retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping
- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it
by shoppah September 24, 2011
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rerail

Assuming the verb 'to rail' is used in the context as 'to have sex' or 'to fuck', to re-rail is to have sex with someone again/ multiple times; to rail again with a linguistic and harmonious sound (re-screw and re-fuck just don't work!)
-Where's your friend?
--Oh, probably upstairs railing some dude.
-Really! When she gets back, she better be down to rerail.

Did that girl ever call you back after your one night stand?
Of course, she couldn't get enough. We rerailed before Church on Sunday!
by Jefe the creator O. June 18, 2008
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Retail Therapy

1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.

2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!

2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??
by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010
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Retailiate

Boycotting or otherwise protesting against a store that operates unethically or that is not consumer-friendly.
When we found out that Jack's Department Store paid its male employees 25% more than its female employees, we retailiated by putting up posters outside for Sid's Department Store.
by Cabot Wonder October 15, 2009
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retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.
“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.
by Cantstandya May 19, 2018
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