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rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.
by Knob299 December 21, 2007
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Rectal Tissue

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 September 4, 2007
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rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018
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rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.
"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."
by lover of women February 5, 2004
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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
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rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016
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