Quarantine Pussy

A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time

Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...

by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020

Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.

Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.

by Sziszo December 26, 2020

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

by iscritto June 11, 2021

Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020