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cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.
"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."
by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008
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pie punching

When someone shares your girls pussy but takes uneven turns thus creating a "bad cut". So you punch her right in her greedy pie!
Man my girl Peachy was supposed to let the eight of us have a piece but she's been giving uneven cuts, so I punched her in the pie. Pie punching
by Erica Bella March 3, 2017
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doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)
by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006
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getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.
drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.
by tyII October 4, 2006
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Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.
She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.
by shieldsy February 10, 2005
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Punchinthefaceable

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.
"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"
by poop in a barrel June 4, 2009
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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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