the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

Puddle service provider

A failed cloud service provider.

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.

by Mrfacto November 3, 2021

providing context

Nice way of saying serving cunt

Bless your heart. I’m just providing context.

by Giving Brat July 28, 2024

Nova Providence

A solar system in Andromeda that contains the Republic of Nisa and others.

The Nova Providence is crazy.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

provid

the real spelling of the word “provide”

A: Bro, do you know what we provid?
L: Fuck no, tell me

by gigglewakadu April 28, 2023