April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

protocall

protocall, a word to describe someone that made a grammar error

its protocall

by Tacocriips July 30, 2021

protocall

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.

I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.

by hajibi May 27, 2022

Protoledge

Protoledge Definition ; Protoledge, Positive Runs In Opportunity Through Oxygen. Leaving Evidence That The Devine God Is Forever Eternally.

The God In Me Is Forever Protoledge and Forever Divine.

by IMLFLASHH October 3, 2022

protocoal

Da usual procedures dat a stoker employs when feeding da locomotive's furnace.

Standard protocoal dictates dat da engine's firebox has to be replenished with fresh fuel several times per minute; shoveling would be more or less frequent depending on factors such as how fast you were going, how heavy a load you were pulling, whether you were going up or down a grade, and so on.

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

protocoal

Generally-accepted terms and conditions regarding anthracite.

Thomas the Tank Engine is notorious for being impulsive, forgetful, and irresponsible when huffing around da Island of Sodor; one of his main faults is ignoring da standard protocoal of fueling up before setting off on a long journey.

by QuacksO February 28, 2024