Procrasticat

Noun - A cat that occurs when work needs accomplished. It can be in the form of a drawing, photo or real.

I had four papers to write when suddenly, a procrasticat appeared in my head and I had to draw it.

by meowzabeth December 5, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

procrastibator

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

by adzeman21 September 18, 2015

Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011

Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.

"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."

by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013

procrasti-bake

The action of baking as a means of procrastination.
Utilizing baking as a way to avoid unwanted tasks.

I should have been studying for our exam, but I procrasti-baked pumpkin bread instead.
Girl, you have to stop procrasti-baking and start attending your classes!
Nursing school has turned me into such a procrasti-baker - whenever I don't want to study I just bake!

by cokeslovesplants October 12, 2020