procrastination

delaying of some job until later; may be due to lack of enthusiasm or tiredness.

Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."

by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010

Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.

Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010

procrastinational

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.

Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.

by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

procrastonationism

pro-cras-ton-a-tion-izm
the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time

hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again

by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005

procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...

procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.

by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004