Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

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Procatstinating

When you pet your cat a LOT to avoid doing other, more adult-like things....

Bae was procatstinating submitting his marketing proposal by petting the shit out of Enzo.

by Dixnballs June 25, 2018

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Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018

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Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

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When you’re working on a task, but your pet cat keeps interrupting you for attention, love, food, etc. and you’re more than willing to give the lil’ bugger more attention, love, food, etc. and forego the aforementioned task.

“Dang, I really need to finish this grading, but I keep procatstinating with Felix. He’s literally jumping on my laptop!”

by AlleyCat858 February 15, 2021

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ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.

Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.

by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021

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