Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022

Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.

He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.

by Alucrix January 20, 2007

a you problem

a problem that you own, and shouldn't share.

if someone tells you that your problem is a 'you problem', that probably means that no one cares.

Person 1: My grandma died today.

Person 2: That sounds like a you problem.

Person 1: Damn.

by cuaali May 18, 2021

banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.

by mandingoh June 9, 2005

Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.

Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!

by Birdman529 February 5, 2010

Madagascar Problem

In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.

I lost pandemic II 3 times in a row due to the stupid madagascar problem

by djfis May 4, 2009

nasal problem

A cocaine addiction. A problem with not being able to keep snorting cocaine up your nasal cavity.

He helped us out getting stuff done, all we had to do was help him with his nasal problem.

by jimlikesthesweetcorn October 13, 2017