Priming

And I don't see how it doesn't work.

Hym "I mean, you dehumanize the childless in advance... Dehumanize the baby dicks because they are more likely to be childless.... And then when they do something profound... It's easier to get away with stealing and murdering them. You've been priming the populous for years to undervalue their lives... Now you can just take their shit because your kids justify everything. Literally everything you do can be justified by 'But I have kids though.' So, no. Regardless of whether or not it has replication problems in the studies, you are actively doing that, collectively. I refuse to believe it isn't deliberate. And this is what it's for. Elevating breeders IN THE ABSENCE OF MERIT... So they can look like they aren't worthless retarded drones... Ever though they are that."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Priming out

When someone loses their mind when expected to complete any necessary task that is part of the job they applied for and got hired to do.

"I asked the drive thru attendant for some extra ketchup, and she started priming out. Threw my food bag at my car and slammed the drive through window shut."

by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

Primming

The act of being rimmed (analingus performed on you) by a pregnant woman.

Dude dude bro, my girl’s 7 months preggers, waddling around like a sexy bowling ball, and last night she straight-up hit me with the primming. I’m lying there like ‘holy shit, is this allowed in the baby manual?’ while she’s down there multitasking like a goddamn champ. 12/10, would get primmed again before the epidural.

by Ants.In.My.Eyes.Johnson February 11, 2026

Priming

The sexual act of a male performing oral sex on a strap on in which neither party is receiving any benefit or stimulation.

My girlfriend thought pegging wasn't degrading enough and thought priming would be sufficient.

by I Really Don't Care Stop Askin June 20, 2025

Priming

The sexual act of a male performing oral sex on a strap on in which neither party is receiving any benefit or stimulation.

My girlfriend thought pegging wasn't degrading enough and thought priming would be sufficient.

by I Really Don't Care Stop Askin June 20, 2025

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.

Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight

by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011