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paper jam panic

Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
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paper house

the idea of having a future with your s/o
like imagining and talking about what it would be like later on in your future when you have a house together/married/etc.
friend: weren’t you guys talking about moving in together later tho
me: yea but that was just a paper house, it wasn’t serious
by Banji101 June 22, 2020
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post-paper depression

The dull, empty emotional void that follows the completion of a dreaded term or research paper.
Rose: Have you talked to Jack today?
Wes: No, but I heard from one of his roommates that he just finished a 25-pager and is suffering from some serious post-paper depression.
by Weegian April 2, 2009
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crazy paper

"yo we been eatin that crazy paper for 2 weeks straight. this is the farthest i've ever expanded my mind, dude."
by clearpeople September 16, 2009
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wax paper white

skin tone, exhibited by but not limited to caucasians, that is so fair the skin acquires a transluscent quality resembeling waxed paper. a skin tone that is paler than white. the opposite of blue black. blue black, honky, waxed paper whites, whitey, ginger, redhead
Sandy is such a wax paper white that she looks like a vein road map.

Joshua is such a wax paper white, that he must be inbred.

blue black, honky, waxed paper whites, whitey, ginger, redhead
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Toilet paper

A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal
by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020
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got papers

I don't want to go home baby, but you know my divorce is snagging. My wife still got papers on me.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022
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