Politics

OH SHIT!

I'm not getting involved in this.

Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.

by Jacob Orr October 20, 2010

Politicianed

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.

Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"

by okayman March 1, 2012

Politically homeless

An expression used to refer to an individual who don’t support a specific political party or ideology, but are active in politics

Terra: Diane seems to be very passionate about politics. I wonder what political party they support.
Luxord: If I’m recalling correctly, I thought they were politically homeless because I don’t ever recall them supporting any specific political party.

by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021

Political opinion

An opinion that everyone needs to respect. Even if yours is different! Some people....(You know who you are.) Believe that the people with the different opinion are wrong, and this goes multiple ways, sometimes when people hear that another person has a different political opinion, they will say mean things to them, or believe that they and everyone else with that opinion is some sort of awful person.

"He has a different political opinion?!?! I'm going to kill him and everyone he loves!"

by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

boyfriend politics

The boundaries a girl sets with her guy friends, physical or otherwise, when she has a boyfriend.

"It was freezing outside last night, and John offered me his sweater, but boyfriend politics made me take Ann's instead, even though it wasn't as warm."

by NotTheDiva November 1, 2009

Keyboard Politician

Someone who thinks they know everything about politics and usually butts in whenever there's a political discussion brought up online, you'll find these scum on forums such as Reddit, 4chan, & on other social media such as Instagram, Facebook & Youtube.

Rob: I think Reasonable Doubt is one of the greatest albums ever that talks about the ghetto
Josh: White people caused the ghetto in the 1st place
Rob: Why the fuck are you bringing this shit up

Josh: Because what the government did was terrible
Rob: You don't even know this shit you keyboard politician

by SkkkrtSkrt July 3, 2017

politicians

ah they're all nuts!

"theeeeeeeeeeeey're poop!"

politicians are lying scum assholes

by they're fuckin scam-artists September 25, 2005